About Shaded

 

Welcome to Shaded, where we throw shade at dating culture one fit at a time. Born out of too many eye-roll-worthy Tinder bios, cringe-worthy DMs, and men who think 6"2' is a personality trait, Shaded is here to serve the sass you didn’t know your wardrobe was missing.

Our hats? They’re not just accessories—they’re statements. Whether you’re calling out red flags, owning your inner chaos, or just poking fun at the clichés we all know too well, Shaded has a fit for you. We believe in serving looks and truth, with a side of shade so sharp it could cut through a “u up?” text.

Perfect for anyone who’s over the nonsense but still here for the drama (because let’s be honest, it’s kinda fun). Wear Shaded, and let the world know: you see the game, you’re in on the joke, and you’re definitely not taking any of it too seriously. 😏

Established in Melbourne, Australia in 2024, Shaded aims to capture the eternal struggle between being a lover boy / girl and the red flags that pop up more often than your ex’s texts, making you question if you’re dating or just collecting warning signs.

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Come slide into our DMs and join the squad—it's where the real drama unfolds, and the red flags get roasted!